• PLEASE put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone)who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers and the remaining 1% are awesome and will repost this.

but what if Im one of the 6% sitting in the shower armed with the fire extinguisher? that means Im a loser correct? but what if Im sitting there with said fire extinguisher logged into blogger/gmail on an Itouch and posted this as my status? does that mean Im awesome yet careful person or does the fact that Im barricaded in the shower with the extinguisher negate the fact that I reposted?

hmm...perhaps then you are an awesome loser? personally, I think a extinguisher isn't actually all that bad of a defense against dragons...if they open their mouths to breathe fire on you then you can shoot it into their mouths and they'll ...choke...at least buying you enough time to run like the wind or grab the nearest sword and chop their head off.
Although...if there is a (non-friendly) dragon in your home and you're on facebook/blogger/gmail...you're pretty much an idiot ;)